Monday, March 20, 2006
Primerica is the Devil
Has this ever happened to you?
Got an answering machine call a couple days ago. It said "Hi, this is Jim Panels, I'm expanding my business in Northville and I was told you were someone to talk to."
I own a couple businesses, so of course, I returned the call -- no answer, just a voicemail: "Hi, this is Jim Panels. I can't take your call, leave a name and a number and I'll call you back.".
After half a day, when I didn't receive a call, I got a bit suspicious. Why did this guy leave a message on my home phone number? Anyone who wanted to do business with me would know better and call my cell phone. So I did a reverse phone lookup and found his number was associated with the dreaded Primerica.
I have this to say, in Haiku form:
Oh, Primerica
You are the devil for sure
Pyramids are lame
If you have a Haiku you'd like to share on the subject, let 'er rip!
---- Dantelope @ i-have-a-business-opportunity-for-you!
Got an answering machine call a couple days ago. It said "Hi, this is Jim Panels, I'm expanding my business in Northville and I was told you were someone to talk to."
I own a couple businesses, so of course, I returned the call -- no answer, just a voicemail: "Hi, this is Jim Panels. I can't take your call, leave a name and a number and I'll call you back.".
After half a day, when I didn't receive a call, I got a bit suspicious. Why did this guy leave a message on my home phone number? Anyone who wanted to do business with me would know better and call my cell phone. So I did a reverse phone lookup and found his number was associated with the dreaded Primerica.
I have this to say, in Haiku form:
Oh, Primerica
You are the devil for sure
Pyramids are lame
If you have a Haiku you'd like to share on the subject, let 'er rip!
---- Dantelope @ i-have-a-business-opportunity-for-you!
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A pyramid scheme?
You mean, I can earn money?
Why don't you call me?
I will make you rich.
I'll gladly give you my cash.
I'm just a sucker.
I'm a trusting soul.
I will believe anything.
Save me from myself.
You mean, I can earn money?
Why don't you call me?
I will make you rich.
I'll gladly give you my cash.
I'm just a sucker.
I'm a trusting soul.
I will believe anything.
Save me from myself.
Sorry they called you that way. I don't agree with those telemarketing calls either. Sounds pretty hokie. But I have been with PFS for 9 years. Love it. And yes... I am a pharaoh. ;)
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